Hey, sugar tits

staininyourbrain:

women mean the absolute world to me, and i will always, always, always prioritize their voices over men’s.

richwhitelesbian:

bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad
suburban-auschwitz:

There’s a picture of me drunk in my senior yearbook

suburban-auschwitz:

There’s a picture of me drunk in my senior yearbook

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me